The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
Get the Thirty Second Warningmug. The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009
Get the Five-second-rolemug. The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.
by bo billy hick hop December 8, 2007
Get the second wake upmug. -marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
by Elalacran October 9, 2021
Get the second story abortionmug. by THEword 14 September 30, 2016
Get the 2 second pumpermug. The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.
The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018
Get the Second law of homodynamicsmug. Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
Get the 10 second hotmug.