Italian rage cage

When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night

"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"

by BagelsMan March 13, 2023

Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.

Side Effects May Include:

Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.

Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.

Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.

Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.

Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.

Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!

by pastaiolo August 2, 2024

italian restaurant air

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good

hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2024

italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.

Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?

by El wapo August 26, 2017

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.

You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.

by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021