Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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CVS 1 hour photo

A place where you should never take you film to be processed.

The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.
Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.
by Phasmatis Nox October 30, 2004
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real sad nigga hours

A time between 2 am and 5 am when you and your closest friends open up about your deepest feeling, usually about depression.
"Nothing feels right"
"Is it real sad nigga hours?"
"yea"
by Lachtown rep October 23, 2017
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3 hour tour

A three hour tour is doing a narcotic such as coke or speed to lift you up for a bit at a club or after hours.
Thanks for the 3 hour tour you left in the bathroom at the after hours. That had me dancing strong.
by Brijeetah August 1, 2018
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Ginger Pube Rush Hour

Its a ginger person who has a lot of sex in one hour
God Wayne, when can I stop the Ginger Pube Rush Hour!
by MysticalMan January 13, 2011
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noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.
Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.
person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.
by Chayse81 November 13, 2012
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