When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
When your girl is on her period and the only way to get her off without coming up like a you just left a Gwar concert is to peek her panties down enough to still cover the rappel line, kinda like a meth head looking out some blinds, holding jiggers for some shadow people.
"My boyfriend refused to go down on me when I am on my period until Mike showed him how to hold jiggers, like a man, and tounge punch Satan's doorbell all fucking night."
by Ginjarigger February 07, 2021