a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.
The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*
me: *typing this*
by 2potatoes November 13, 2022
Get the heymug. by Liljan December 12, 2016
Get the Heymug. a very bad song made in 2021. Do not listen to it or you will very likely die. Please jump of a bridge if you enjoy this song.
Your mom: howdy, have you heard the new song I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey ?
My mom: YES LMAO it's so bad. I f*cked your dad right after hearing that shit
My mom: YES LMAO it's so bad. I f*cked your dad right after hearing that shit
by I hate p3nis November 22, 2021
Get the I feel like Naruto, I feel like heymug. 
abigail: hey guys! my name is ian...
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)
by jayla summer mejia October 27, 2021
Get the hey guys!mug.