Sad Ham Sandwich

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Ham-Boy

A ham-boy is somebody who you consider to be friends with and hang around with. These are just you close friends that you enjoy spending time with.

Me and my fellow ham-boys decided to hit the town after lunch.

by Dank Lander September 5, 2018

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005

bro ham

A secret handshake among bros, usually a high five or something similar to daps. Bro ham is given when a certain type of "brohood" is expressed, or when some type of "brohood" is experienced or seen with the Bro.

Travis- "Dude yesterday, I totally showed up the fertility god in a game of connect four."
Perrin- "Dude, give me some BRO HAM!"

by Perrin Hawver February 2, 2008

ham it up

When a person, usually a Goldstine in the most un-kosher act, rubs his penis between two grade A hams to become erect.

Stewart can ham it up with the best of them, just ask Richard.

by Carl Carlsons February 4, 2008

ham

to get loud on a person or to go crazy.

"Im went ham on that girl today."

by nilaun December 17, 2009