spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

spearing the hairy clam by Freda May 22, 2014

bag of hairy minge 

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

bag of hairy minge by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

short fat hairy legs by Tempestua December 4, 2004

fish flavoured hairy tacco 

A crunchy vagina during a period.

"I got too drunk"

fish flavoured hairy tacco by Radical February 27, 2004

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! 

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

The Hairy Taco by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

homeless hairy man baby 

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

homeless hairy man baby by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019