Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

gateway drug

1. A sedative that you use in a tranquilizer-dart to render a security-guard temporarily unconscious so that you can pass through his checkpoint.
2. A marijuana joint that you use to bribe said guard into letting your pass through said checkpoint.

If Option #2 fails because the guard abstains from recreational-drugs and thus is not interested in your offer, then you may need to resort to the "airborne" gateway drug described in Option #1.

by QuacksO July 8, 2019

Gateway Middle School

One of the worst junior high schools in America. It is located in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. It’s food is sourced straight from the undercooked food trash can. The homework is unimaginable for most students, especially Algebra I students.

Omg there pink in my buffalo chicken sandwich, and I had an hour of homework. Why is Gateway Middle School so awful.

by TrashCanBiscuit October 20, 2019

Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team

Gatewood (pronounced “chokewood”) is a highschool basketball team located in chokenton, Georgia. Recently, they were grabbed by the throat and choked in there recent loss to Brentwood in the region tournament. Very tragic.

Example: Think of a choker necklace that gatewood’s girls wear and then think of the Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team. Boom.

by Mr. Alphonzo February 15, 2020

GOATed-er

Word by JUAN.... More GOATed Than someone who Is also GOATed

Juan said to Al, “I’m GOATed-er than you”

by Seanparis August 29, 2020

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020