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Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses
aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!
by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007
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gogeta

a sexual position used in gay sex, and straight sex.
1: when a males sticks his reproductive member to another males rprocductive memvber, causing the second males reproductive member to be forced inward. this creates a hole quiet like the vaginal opening of a female, alowing the first male to perform acts of sexual intercourse on the other male.
2:when a male sticks his reproductive unit into a females vaginal opening but accidentally, or purposly probes the urinary tract of the female. the acidity of the females urine will give the males reproductive unit a sensational burn that can be quiet pleasing(note: too much acidic urine will eat away at the males reporductive unit)
however, the gogeta cannot be performed by two females in any way shape or form, it is simple physics.
1: Dude, i will fuck you in the gogeta anyday.

2:I'll fuck you in the gogeta, you whore!
by zak rolf nate June 5, 2005
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goggle eyeing

When a male places both of his testis on top of a male/female's (depends on preference) eyes covering them much like a pair of goggles.
Dude, my sister was asleep last night and I gave her a goggle eyeing.

My girlfriend loves a good google eyeing !
by Paul Mercer June 26, 2008
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Goleana

Usually a round person that can be found cleaning windows in the middle of class.

Her hair looks like a waterfall.

She always says:

"Shut up Alexia"

"Oh my god Tamara!"

Her laugh is really funny.
Oh look Goleana's cleanin the window, what a champ.

Get that Goleana off of me, she's biting.
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Gogeta

A slang term for a dark-skinned individual based on the history of blacks liking the character from Dragon Ball Z.
Ra'q'uon: I'm a Gogeta mothafucka.
William: I am a Vegito, friend.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.
by CG MAN August 4, 2010
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Van goghed

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.

Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
by AyeKnow May 30, 2011
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