Green goblin

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.

"Hey ash how was the party on Friday"
"It was awesome Stacey gave me a green goblin in the dunnies"

by Greenleaf September 25, 2016

ski goblin

someone who creeps in the backround of pictures

when someone is unintentionally or intentionally looking at the camera in the backround of a picture

wow, that's really a nice picture, except for the ski goblin, why is he in the picture

by chested-batman123 April 28, 2011

hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers

ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.

James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”

by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020

Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.

omg she a fkn throat goblin.

by ainad69 March 6, 2023

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023