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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
mugGet the fudge smearsmug.

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress
*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
mugGet the Welcome to Fudge Mountainmug.

Backdoor fudge

The southern way of sayin shit
Hey i gotta go to the bathroom cause i gotta make some backdoor fudge
by Lilsavsav July 4, 2021
mugGet the Backdoor fudgemug.

Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces
Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge
by Free dude June 9, 2016
mugGet the Mudge fudgemug.

FUDGE

A better and more appropriate word for the f word. Also, it is funny to use.
by NoImDarkshadow February 22, 2021
mugGet the FUDGEmug.

fudge

by @stt.koolest February 3, 2018
mugGet the fudgemug.

Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise
OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer
by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023
mugGet the Fudge Packermug.

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