Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019

Filth Friday

The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!

OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...

by mama f September 23, 2005

paycheck friday

When you get paid every other friday and today is the friday you get paid. Feels a little like xmas.

Let's order lunch/get starbucks and go to happy after work because today is paycheck friday.

by Heathermariba March 19, 2011

Swedish Friday on the Rocks

"Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".

Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.

For our conception, I think we'll just do Swedish Friday on the Rocks.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014

de facto Friday

The last day of work before a long holiday weekend or vacation.

Wednesday is a de facto Friday on the week of Thanksgiving.

by chadinmn December 16, 2008

Fuck it's Friday (FIF)

Derived from the term TGIF (thank god it's Friday) along with special thanks to the annoying new hit single by Rebecca Black, the term refers to the moment you think about 'Friday' the song, when you realize it's Friday.

Bob: Hey John! can you believe it's Friday already?

John: *It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend*

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Fuck it's Friday (FIF)...

by Arctic.Spirit April 28, 2011

No Meth Friday

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.

Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.

by negro500 November 10, 2019