gay friend

An insult, although not meant to disparage actual gay people. It is a pheneomenon in which a heterosexual man unsuccessfully attempts to woo a woman and winds up being an intimate but wholly platonic friend instead. The man naively believes that if he just sticks around long enough, and shows the woman his sincerity, a romantic relationship will eventually develop. In actuality, this will never, ever happen. Hence the man is the "de-facto gay friend." One can also be a "post-relationship gay friend." In this situation, a romantic relationship ends, but the woman says, "let's be friends; I still want you to be my best friend." The man, somewhat pathetically, agrees to this proposal because of confusion, cowardice, or simple foolishness.

Don't be the gay friend, dude, because she's not really interested.

by Peter Weinberger January 30, 2007

Best Friend

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.

2 Girl best friends: They do all the girly things together, no one says anything.

2 Boy best friends: They do all the boy stuff together, no one says anything.

1 Boy + 1 Girl best friends: They do boy and girl stuff, People says lots of stuff

Look at Stu and Miss they are wicked best friends, he must fancy her coz boys and girls can't just be best friends………. Will see.

Gun Man: I’m going to kill your best friend miss
Stu: No take me instead!

by SJ Rose September 15, 2005

bury a friend

an AWESOME song by the one and only billie eilish

have you heard of bury a friend by billie eilish yet?

by wherearetheavocadoss January 31, 2019

friend crush

When you see someone you don't really know and want to become friends with him or her.

A nonsexual crush

A wanting to be friends with someone.

I saw John today. I kind of have a friend crush on him...not gonna lie.

by Frederico . October 8, 2005

seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.

"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."

by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009

is your friend

A commonly used phrase on social networking sites and forums, meaning "use said page", in either an aggressive or kind act dependent on the preconception.

"WTF does YOLO mean?"

"Y.O.L.O (You Only Live Once) - Urban dictionary is your friend"

by Akpanudo June 14, 2012

Uno Friend

1. A friend on Xbox Live that you do not know in actual life

2. A friend on Xbox Live that you encountered during a game of Uno for Xbox, who may or may not have sexually exposed himself to you via Xbox live camera

Example 1

*XxXLeetGamerXxX signed on*

Brett: "Who is that? Is that one of your Uno Friends?"
David: "Yea I played Halo with him a few weeks back, idk his real name."

Example 2

David: "I was playing Uno on my Xbox the other day and some Uno friend whipped out his dick on the camera!"

Jason: That's soo nasty

by Jsmoney232 February 24, 2010