Twerk Friday

( 04/22 )
Twerk on someone .

Twerk Friday Just go and dance on someone go craazy and stupiid!

by Mariie April 21, 2019

Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.

Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

fireball friday

a day where you get absolutely trashed off of fireball on a friday night. only appropriate way to start your weekend, if you can walk straight you didn’t go hard enough

“wanna get bacardi tonight” “FUCK no it’s fireball friday!

by thunderchunk21 March 4, 2021

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021