Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

Fererence

The act of pro-actively sending your wingman in to block a potential cock block

EG: 'I sent my guy Tony in to run fererence as soon as I saw her fat friend come back from the bathroom.'

by RemSteale February 26, 2009

federichette

cute hiding creatures, often spotted in Confalonieriland or with infradito on a range of beaches of different continents

see those elusive beauties, they must be Federichettes (as heard on Leblon)

by AnOriginalFederichette February 3, 2010

federal mandate

When two homosexuals whom both have a federal jobs go on a date. Not to be confused with federal mandate which is a requirement by the federal government.

News Anchor: Later tonight we have word on two federal officials who have been caught multiple times on a federal mandate to multiple restaurants in the downtown area, more on this story and others at ten.

by Noah Fence May 22, 2010

Federal Beeper

A device worn around the ankle while serving house arrest.

Ay dawg! Help me take this federal beeper off so I can hit up that party with ya'll tonight!

by relly ro December 10, 2010

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

fefellan

An overweight demented cow

Noah the cow has been quite a fefellan since he was diagnosed with mad cow disease.

by David Idler January 1, 2012