Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

Piss Fascist

A derogatory term for someone who must have everyone agree with their opinion at all times. Or otherwise has to constantly state their opinions on issues in inappropriate contexts.

The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.

'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.

<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."

Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."

by SRSLY WRONG February 3, 2015

Fasian

1. A fake Asian.

2. One of Asian decent who does not posses any of the stereotypical Asian qualities, such as liking anime, driving an import, liking Asian food, being extraordinarily gifted, or speaking his native language.

Bob: Dude, Wong-Lee is so dumb and he doesn't even drive a Honda.

Rick: Yeah, he's a total fasian.

by wongwong44 October 28, 2011

fast and the furious

Quite possibly the worst made movies on the face of this earth. Makes people who have remote knowledge of automobiles cry. Now, everyone thinks that the more stickers you apply to your car, the faster it goes, and that all asians with riced out cars own a kawasaki ninja, have about 20 bitches, and perform drive-bys with TMP's. Not to mention, has caused an incredible surge in little children to buy a Toyota Supra and be a 'street racer'. See Torque Converter.

Due to common belief, the more stickers you have behind your rear wheels on your front wheel drive honda civic doesn't induce more traction. The fast and the furious can blow me.

by keenan the sperry August 3, 2007

fast and the furious

movie that was made by retards, for retards. why the heck in the beginning is there an exhaust manifold pressure build-up? its pretty much a tube going to the back of the car, how would there be pressure problems? i could see boost failure off of the turbo... MAYBE. and when it does fail, why does the floor fall out? firs the manifold is in the engine compartment, second, the floor is one big stamped piece of steel, there is no reason for it to be bolted on...

and nobody would take a supra like that to fix up. its a toyota and thus there are many, why waste your time with a rusted out pos?

tells you that any car is faster with T3h NaWs Yo!!!

thanks fast and the furious for raising a bunch of retards that think a jetta, 240sx, or supra could kill ferraris

in the fast and the furious, everyon likes to talk about the scene where paul beats the ferarri with his supposedly (supposed because getting a rusted out car to look like that is pretty much impossible) cheaper supra. but don't forget, the ferarri drives off a loser, but with a smokin hot babe in the passenger seat that he will undoubtedly bang all knight. Paul gets to drive off with the ever- attractive vin diesel. who would you rather have hot, sweaty sex with, smokin hot babe, or good ol vinnie?

by The only sane guy in Lafayette February 14, 2006

Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005

Fashy

Like a fascist, an idea or person who shows traits associated with this authoritarian form of governance. Dedicated nationalism, strict monitoring and surveillance of behaviour, interventionist politics are but a few possible indicators. Individuals are often characterised by a willingness to relinquish personal and social freedom for an increased sense of security. The word has been adopted/was introduced by various groups of 'conservative' people as a part of the "I'm just straight up with you bro" persona that characteristically masks deep held fears of uncertainty. And again, fascism, think Mussolini, this is not something to be proud to be associated with. Please!

That guy on YouTube who hates black people called himself a fashy goy, what the hell does that mean?

by Save the internet! August 17, 2018