Evan

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt
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a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick

also a shinji kinnie in denial
wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not
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a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag
EVAN I WILL READ HOMESTUCK I SWEAR
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evannnn r u reading homestuck again
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As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends
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If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
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The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.
I would die for Evan
by papupipo August 25, 2021
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