Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.

Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

eric holt

(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.

Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.

by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019

Eric

a stupid and ijnorant child who is an idiot.

eric is dumb

by eric is dumb February 11, 2022

Eric

Chinese nft guy who buys his friends gift cards, gets no bitches and sucks at video games. Has the biggest ego and loves money.

My friend is an Eric and I love the money he gives me

by BigBrainPodcast Dictionary June 15, 2022

Eric Polhemus

A little midget turd who goes by toods. His penis is quite small and known and battery cock. If you see this nigga, run😂.

Have you seem that nigga eric polhemus. Yea, hes got a battery cawk.

by fusjsjdj July 17, 2019

Eric

One of the most relaxed and careless people you’ll ever meet. Eric will do whatever it takes to provide the least amount of effort in any situation. It’s Very easy to make him laugh and he will almost definitely not take any situation seriously. This person is very sociable and it is very easy to spark conversation with him, he’s very friendly and light hearted. However his care only stretches out a certain amount, if the situation makes him do something he doesn’t want to do he will find any exit possible.

Eric quit his job because he doesn’t like manual labour, but he made some extra friends.

by JarJarBiscuit December 11, 2021

Eric Bilotta

When you risk your life for something fun

Dude! Let’s Eric Bilotta this trip man!
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.

by kevindurantthegoddddd May 15, 2018