When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019
Get the Double doinker dick mug.Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.
Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!
by BC524 October 21, 2019
Get the Catholic Double Bag mug.by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020
Get the Double Decker Biscuit mug.“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”
“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”
“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”
by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020
Get the Double Decker Bumhole mug.Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.
See also, “zero”
See also, “zero”
“Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”
by Itsmee November 10, 2020
Get the Double Zero mug.A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.
I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!
by Butch cont November 22, 2020
Get the Double rotisserie chicken mug.When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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