The thug disorder

The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.

Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*

by thughunter August 3, 2022

Personality Disorders

She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.

Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024

Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024

Backstabbing Disorder

The instance of which a person constantly gains peoples trust just to backstab them. This disorder cannot be controlled

Jay: yeah sorry I fucked your FC
Bry: OMG!!! DO YOU HAVE BACKSTABBING DISORDER OR SMTH!?!?!!

by Queen Kai January 3, 2023