by F-ingGhostRider January 24, 2019
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks September 27, 2016
girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
by anna oup- June 04, 2019
by Offrix October 18, 2023
The disorder of a small penis.
by LukesSoBeast March 07, 2011
A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
by Pookie_bead05 November 03, 2023
An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018