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Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet
She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet
by Lmj June 18, 2013
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dirty percy

Percy the finest dude around with the biggest cock
Girl 1: Oi have you seen dirty Percy?

Girl 2: Yup have you seen it?
Girl 1: Yup
by Girl0712 November 2, 2020
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Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023
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Dirty Destinie

It is when you eat pussy so well you make them shake
“That damn dirty destinie
by Kitty master September 12, 2021
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Dirty Fozzie

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.
by Horrendarse December 30, 2020
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Dirty DJ

A term used to express female masturbation. Envision a deejay scratching records in a circular or side-to-side motion. Can be used with sound effects such as, "wiki-woo".
"what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"
by sclintz July 14, 2009
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dirty guff

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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