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dildo sniffer

When some one is being gay or just annoying call them a dildo sniffer!...
Someone Being annoying?!!
Just call them a dildo sniffer
by Yolo nignog May 6, 2018
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Dildo

A toy dick that people stick up their coochie… 😎
Women: that dildo is SO big…. Bigger than my husbands wee wee😩
by Robloxain August 15, 2021
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jeoy dildo

Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately
by burrito not taco September 22, 2020
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Dildo sharpener

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty
by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.
1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"
by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022
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Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass
This Dildo feels goooooood
by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020
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