drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

drunken slut bag

If you are out drinking, the overnight bag you keep in your car in case you spend the night at somebody's house. Guys refer to this as a gym bag

In addition to a fresh change of clothes, a good drunken slut bag also has Visine eyedrops, aspirin, and a great mouthwash.

by $Jo$ December 26, 2007

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006

Liam Drunk

A state in which total thought process control is lost. All actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. Whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. If unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. Some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.

"Hey Liam, how's your night going? Are you feeling Liam Drunk?"
"ABbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 BOYMEETSWORLD!!!!"
{Building then collapses}

by Joseph Mohatmed April 23, 2008

Drunken Pleasure

1. To give pleasure to one to the point where one can't walk straight.
2. Stumbling after having too much pleasure. (Mostly happens to girls)

"The other night my girlfriend was in drunken pleasure, I pleased her so much that I had knocked her off her feet."

by Amber Erna August 23, 2005