crab pajamas

When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis

Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas

by slimysalamander October 24, 2015

Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.

by DickWagger225 September 11, 2016

Crab War

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.

Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!

by skibidi cock May 31, 2024

the crusty crab

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 02, 2017

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020

crab knuckle

Crab knuckle is another term for asshole

Show me that crab knuckle

Let me eat that crab knuckle

by Mr Buttsboy March 16, 2024