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The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"
by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022
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The dirty cobra

The Dirty Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumcised is getting a blow job having just been inside their partners anus. The person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch was filthy, she even gave me the dirty cobra!!!
by Bspoony123 August 28, 2022
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Let the Cobra out

"Letting the Cobra out" is an analogy referring to knowing when to leave someone else alone.

As defined by the Smithsonian, ". Despite its aggressive reputation, the king cobra is actually much more cautious than many smaller snakes. The cobra only attacks people when it is cornered, in self-defense or to protect its eggs."

When we corner a Cobra and see it's defensive position, we can't point the finger and say the Cobra is "bad", or "aggressive". We have to realize it is us who have cornered it causing this behavior. Likewise, if a Cobra is tending to its nest, we have to respect that approaching its line of defense could be met with grave consequences.

In domestic lives of humans, we have to respect each other's space, know when to leave each other alone, and if someone is trying to get out, don't block the exit! Just "let the Cobra out."
"My husband seems unkind and aggressive lately, but I know it is me that has cornered him, so I let the Cobra out."
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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(to) Curt Cobain

Self-inflicting a gunshot wound with a shotgun, typically to the face or head. Specifically down the throat
(to) Curt Cobain:
Jake: "Bro, have you heard? Kenny Curt Cobained himself last night"
Alex: "Damn man, that's tough"
by hirotrupp August 12, 2024
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The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.
by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024
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A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)
My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!
by MossyMoe February 7, 2024
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Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
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