definition: with movie trailer voice someone who defies cool. someone who is above celebrity. someone who makes angelina jolie look like a platypus. someone who is clearly faster, smarter, & better than everyone else. someone who knows that they are faster, smarter, & better than everyone else b/c they're cool enough to realize how cool they are... See More. coolness is defined by them. when they fart, cool gas comes out. when they run, cool sparkles are left in their path. their underwear is often stolen and sold for thousands on e-bay. they sell their toe nail clippings on craigslist in order to pay their mortgage. actually they're so cool their mortgage pays itself. its not easy to be a cool-ebrity, of course. you. are. a cool-ebrity.
by dj possesed May 12, 2010
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Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.
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by BeauBat July 28, 2019
Get the tat cool mug.The weirdest of the bunch who thinks she is the coolest of the parents sibling and that the kids love her but she seems to have a weird fetish for toes and brushing the kids hair
by Dirty Dingo darts September 20, 2017
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After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
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by OGSwaveman22 March 10, 2015
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