When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
by swimyes October 25, 2011
When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.
Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.
Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.
by CaleyTracyBryan November 05, 2006
As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.
A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.
Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.
Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."
"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."
"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."
"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
by CyAdora October 07, 2009
by coffeeluvr January 13, 2008
"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"
"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"
"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"
by Tay Tay Pissed In UR Coffee! July 13, 2006
That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.
white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010
by Mrwolf666 January 17, 2019