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closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?
by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015
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Clinton Justice

Wealthy white couples that has the ability to violate multiple federal laws and get away with it 100% of the time. To be investigated by the FBI, Department of Justice and Congressional hearings and walk away laughing. Committing crimes that the ordinary US citizen would go to jail for a very long time.
" Hey did you hear about that wealthy white couple who got caught selling top-secret information to the Russians?

"Yes I did. Look like they will be going to jail for a long time"

" No there won't be any jail time or punishment for them. They will totally be covered by Clinton Justice"
by Calvin D. Jones August 13, 2016
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Clownflounders

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!
by SirGreg February 5, 2017
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Clout Mob

Wow Clout Mob just got reported
Rip Clout Mob
by kcmkem October 29, 2017
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Closos

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018
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Clothilda

A Clothilda is a quiet, blond hippy and a smart satanist. Who won't repent to god because of her boomer dad, thats based and redpilled, but also a stupid liberal. She is secretly a Jew, who has been stalking me for a week now. (Help)
look at that hippy, she is a Clothilda
by No i'm not a stalker April 13, 2019
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clav king

A musician who plays the keyboard (Clavinet) better than anyone else and with great skill. This person must also be cool/sexy asf.
“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”
by Bluesfairy May 8, 2020
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