Cancer

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...
Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer
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bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.
Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022
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cancerous rodent

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*
by the February 16, 2024
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Cancer

A ugly ass Social Media group called Team 10 year olds (except Alex Lange and Tessa Brooks) and especially Snake Paul and Snerika Costell or Snerika Hoestell or Snerihoe Cocksucker or even Snake Bitch (Snakerika).

#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller
Me:Bob why do you have cancer?
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit

Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.
by GucciGobz November 30, 2017
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audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear
Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018
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