strawberry cheese cake

When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.

"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."

by Sneaky Tom May 27, 2008

Cakeman

A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.

Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.

Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.

by Special K!! July 11, 2006

Cajepoot

A scantily dressed old man with one leg, who roams the streets after dark. A cajepoot finds salvation in raping old war veterans. His weapon of choice? space hopper

Shit get inside, here comes the local cajepoot.

by Michael Fatfood January 11, 2007

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

Cakerizm

To pre cake. To pre-plan a cakin session with your girl, instead of hanging out with your boys days before the actual "act" of cakin occurs.

Scheduling a cakin session while out in the club, for the next day.

Ryan: "Man I'm going to cake tomorrow with my girl." says this while we're at the club.
Kevin: "Shawn and everyone is going out. Thats some Cakerizm right there homie." Pre-cakin!

by DeezBluBallz August 23, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012