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justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
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Brian

The meaning of someone one whose friend has a private joke with them because Brian means thunder cock
by ARGHWTF May 13, 2019
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Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.
It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023
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Brian

Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.
Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party
by Wha zuuuuppp January 15, 2022
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Brian Varghese

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese
by Vlerd January 20, 2022
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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023
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Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.
"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night
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