Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta

this man drunker then Brandon Lopez

by Hitesh L March 1, 2018

brandon moreno

5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones

Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time

by Gangstaman25 June 12, 2021

brandon rice

Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.

If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.

by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017

Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

brandon bush

A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit

Hey man, can you please stop acting like a Brandon Bush? Faggot..

by QSS November 6, 2017

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015