Skip to main content

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon
i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023
mugGet the Brandon Calderonmug.

Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
by Hitesh L March 1, 2018
mugGet the Brandon Lopezmug.

Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
mugGet the Brooklynn and Brandonmug.

Brandon Dubose

Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.
Who the hell made this mess?

Brandon Dubose
by Purpl3nurpl3 November 19, 2015
mugGet the Brandon Dubosemug.

Brandon Morgan

Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it
Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."

Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
by unknown man LOL December 8, 2018
mugGet the Brandon Morganmug.

nigga brandon

A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .
how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga

did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?

So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
by BitchSquadddddd November 17, 2015
mugGet the nigga brandonmug.

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
by nastytown August 28, 2015
mugGet the Brandon Leemug.

Share this definition