Bjeurp

A section of road that cuts off a corner to take the first exit of a roundabout without the need to go onto the main roundabout.

Use the far left lane to take the bjeurp

by I'm drowning in footwear July 17, 2021

BJ5000

BJ5000 automated power wank dream vase

When your mate’s Mum changes the water in your new BJ5000 vase and you realise you have already topped it up during the night… #PowerPlay #ElectricDreams #ElectricCreams #BigToeChester

by MarcusExiles July 22, 2021

bjew

bjew is the best jew

Hitler: burn noob
bjew: Suck me dry

by Sguga August 24, 2021

Bjorre

Bjorre is fat but his mom is sexy

Bjorre likes emoguzzar way to much and also he hates immigrants.

Bjorre goes by the name of fettian very often

by Hehesiiuuuu September 21, 2021

Bjørk

A Girl that looks like a fking whale and Works in fitness World

Son “Look dad! A whale!” Dad “no son. That just Bjørk”

by Joe62626 October 8, 2021

bJonk

bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.

P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”

by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021

Björkism

A movement created by icelandic singer, songwriter and producer Björk Guðmundsdóttir on the exact moment she dropped her first single (1993).
Björkism is characterized by leaving aside other artists to only listen to Björk for hours. You basically praise her like a god

-Hey, what are you listening to?

+I’m listening Björk, I’m part of the Björkism movement!

by björkism October 29, 2021