bender

A turd that is so long that it starts to bend before it touches water.

Jesus that sure is a long shit.
Yep, it's a bender all right

by James Kreutzer September 29, 2005

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)

Some one who is the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) who may be a retired pope who likes lots of cages in his cuboard
also tom james of monmoth boys school is the pope

FBI: Run children!
POPE TJ: Im coming children!
CHILD: ahh the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)!
POPE TJ: Get on the ground

by loltrainia November 4, 2011

wife beater

the clothing normally worn by the residents of trelander or newcastle

string vest

by poosemon April 8, 2003

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

Bendera

West Ukraine nationalist. They hate Russia and Moscow because they Maskaly. We call them Hohly and Bendera. They very dangerous and can kill you. Very often they related to some criminal groups and they are members of Urkaine mafia.

Bendera partisan be at war with Russia, France and USA.

by Max Baker October 1, 2004

bender

A word used to describe a hockey player who can't skate worth shit and they're ankles bend to the inside; a player who thinks they're good.

"Dude, look at how that kid skates! BENDER!"
"Look, a t-blade bender!"

by Will.I.Am OV March 10, 2008