mormon first base

Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Relationship bases

1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral

4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal

Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!

by lolllolll December 7, 2017

baed

The text adaptation of the awesome way garthog says "so bad"; first coined by Apple.

The use of "baed" was popularized when some baed guildwars players including benson made a guild called "soooooooooo baed its epic" and got it to top 10.

It is now arguable the most popular word of all time.

1. soooooo baed

2. i invented baed

by tca April 24, 2008

35th base

Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.

Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!

Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?

Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.

by musefan2010 May 27, 2008

bashed

banged, bloody, broken,

she came in with a bashed head

by leila kanose November 4, 2007

The Bases

First: Making out
Second: Feeling up
Short Stop: hand jobs
THird: oral
Home: Sex

Shay: WE got to third base last night!

Jan: You got oral??

Shay: well... no... but he touched me....
Jan: that's more of a short stop area dork. Learn The bases

by 4realz4 December 1, 2010

51st Base

When two guys each get anally penetrated by 2 horses simlutaneously whilst jacking off their own father's that are licking your sister's anus as she shits all over his face.

Dude 1: I got to 51st base last night!
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?

by YourMotherAndSister February 15, 2009