olive bar

An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.

First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:

Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"

by Richard Cumunherbach III May 24, 2019

opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

by KWB March 14, 2005

sound bar

where you illegally touch an innocent 6 year old

sir i did not commit sound bar

by pedo.phileee October 6, 2020

bar of doom

The thing at all Lithium-made forums that eats people whole. Avoid at all costs.

Little Johnny has just been eaten by the bar of doom!!!!!!!

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

by lstar September 9, 2012

bar none

with no exceptions

Bob: "Hey Ann, what bar you going to?"
Ann: "Bar None, it's the best, bar none!"

by Jonziespple March 14, 2017

wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.

Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}

by burbell November 2, 2008