Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.
Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."
by Admiral Soweto December 14, 2023
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Love is blind

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.
Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Blind Retard

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school
by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
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fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.
Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind
by Luick March 20, 2016
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when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.
The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.
by Coop Dupe June 04, 2018
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blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.
I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.
by 153tgrjw February 06, 2024
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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 03, 2019
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