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fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024
mugGet the fee blindmug.

Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."
by Homixide August 27, 2024
mugGet the Blind Group Buymug.

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn January 2, 2018
mugGet the Boob Blindmug.

Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
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Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
mugGet the Blind servicemug.

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale
by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019
mugGet the Blind Whalemug.

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.
Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."
by Confused1959 March 4, 2014
mugGet the Luster Blindmug.

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