Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020

Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.

Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.

by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024

alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.

It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.

by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020