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Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.
Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
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alabama backhand

When a male wraps a belt around his neck, lifts his right leg up, puts his right arm under his leg and on his dick and starts jerking off while choking himself. (May need a spotter)
by hollaatchaboi69 June 20, 2011
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Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.
by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016
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ababa

Someone who is kindhearted, beautiful, can be put in any crowd and make friends, and has a amazing sense of humor.
My new friend is a ababa and i think we are going to best friends.
by UCLA Bruins/Wanheda May 14, 2018
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Alabama Drip Dry

When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.
Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
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allah achbar

Bomber 1: ALLAH ACHBAR
Bomber 2: Good job Greg you fucked up literally the last job you'd ever have.
by Some Asshole October 20, 2015
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Alabama

A U.S. state that neighbors the relative economic giants of Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee, as well as fellow failure state, Mississippi.

The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers".

The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark.

They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti.

Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin.

The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla.
Bill: I am from Alabama.

Ted: I'm sorry.
by Flick507 June 2, 2011
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