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Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
by PM64 April 5, 2021
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Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
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Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!
by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021
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Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.
Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.
by Medino July 11, 2017
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turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017
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Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.
by RALLY BOYO February 9, 2020
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Sam the turtle

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs
by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 4, 2019
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