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Carmanie and Robert

This is the dream couple , they will love each other forever , they met in high school and were together since then , they will grow up and have 2 little cute boys .
by Handy right June 22, 2018
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Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Robert

Robert is a nice caring friend. He is super sweet and would do anything for anyone. He is super smart and will help you with anyone. He would probabaly end up having s girlfriend named Amy, Joanna, or Lily
by 45678840 January 20, 2019
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Robert mccloy

Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
He’s being such a Robert mccloy cis gendered male.
by Excited duck February 12, 2019
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Robert Cass

Robert Cass is a male who is different to others with short hair, normally wears glasses and can be considered to be a bit of a Cunt.
"That person is such a Robert Cass type of guy
by Info 101 February 14, 2019
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Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.
"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."
by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019
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