bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Jun Kei

A word to describe a person who wastes time with unnecessary questions.

"What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."

by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023

Poopoo key pog poopoo tesh

A random ass word i made up years ago, due to my autism.

Me: poopoo key pog poopoo tesh!
You: 👌👌👌

by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. October 12, 2025

dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand

Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.

by badluckfrog July 18, 2022

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023

5 Key Productions

5 Key Productions is a Scratch game studio founded by “Sivedow Elrard”. As of writing, his only game up is ‘Flight DELAY Simulator’ but a larger game is currently in the works.

Have you heard about the new game being released by 5 Key Productions?

by Elrard December 28, 2023

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008