A Riley is a person who gives zero fucks about your cock, he will absolutely demise and ignore it when ever you walk in the room. It's almost as if he's a heterosexual, since it's been months since he last jumped on the tipity top of my enormous cock. It's almost as if he's forgotten it exists, and where his true home is located.
by Mr Coleswife June 1, 2025
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by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023
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And is generally repulsive
And is generally repulsive
by Keylord31 July 22, 2023
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by Riley Stevenson-Miller August 19, 2023
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"Did you see Riley at the party last night? I swear, he's like a walking celebration of fabulousness, making the room brighter and gayer with every step he takes!"
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