Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom

Your mom is a fucking fat hoe

by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

Your..online.parent

There a really cool Person on tik Tok with 6.7k followers and he acts like your online parent and he’s really sweet ☺️

Person 1: have you seen Your..Online.parent ?

Person 2: no who are they?

Person 1: there a really cool person on tik tok you should check out there account

Person 2: ok 🥰

by Machis_crunchy_cvm_sock October 13, 2021

Your mom

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!

by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020

Your mom

If someone uses this on your your mom is gay

Your mom is stupid oh yeah well your mom is gay

by Mr HEEP AS July 25, 2020