status warrior

modou

"what is a status warrior?"
"modou"

by toocoldd March 5, 2022

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Schizoid Justice Warrior

Slang phrase that's an off-shoot of the phrase "Social Justice Warrior", but with a bit of King Crimson thrown in

Sing the phrase to the tune of 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson SCHIZOID JUSTICE WARRIOR!

by cloversuper8 January 29, 2022

keyboard warrior

people named ella

1: “whats a keyboard warrior”
2: “uno ella”
1: “yh”
2: “shes a keyboard warrior”
1: “ohhhhh”

by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

IDK Warrior

someone who says idk to everything or is otherwise very indecisive in general.

"hey bro you wanna go to maccas?" " oh idk man" "your such an idk warrior bro"

by owangutaun January 10, 2025