white watch

The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"

Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work

by bitbumble September 20, 2013

dot watcher

Person who watches the dots on their iMessage waiting for a reply.

Waiting for a romantic partner to respond to a text is a dot watcher.

by RTDNECO December 23, 2015

rage watching

When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.

I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.

by SageJacsonE February 13, 2017

now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy

lol monkey now watch me boy nigger

by hahahlolnowwatchmeboy April 19, 2018

Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019

poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.

Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.

by gingineer November 16, 2020

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021