Miss Vagina

A prissy girl, a very girly girl, an annoying girl, or a stupid girl.

Look at her, she's Miss Vagina.

by Your Mom's in Africa February 28, 2011

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010

VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.

Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.

by RAZA C. September 12, 2006

The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian

Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.

by The Original Vagina Whisperer January 7, 2011

Cheeky Vagina

When a woman or Bruce Jenner has a vagina in place of an asshole, and an asshole in place of a vagina.

She surprised me with her cheeky vagina.

by Sawmynutsinhalf July 14, 2016

vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

vagina canyon

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.

"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016