vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area

well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her

by penismen April 3, 2010

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010

VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.

Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.

by RAZA C. September 12, 2006

The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian

Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.

by The Original Vagina Whisperer January 7, 2011

Vagina Slide

A baby mommas nether region that has given birth to multiple babies from multiple dads.

Not only is Sarah a crazy succubus, that vagina slide of hers has been working overtime.

by Fin Gherbang August 30, 2021

Mothered vagina

Well used

"Hey Billy, that excavator is one mothered vagina"

by tmac1984 April 11, 2019

vagina fishers

I term to describe an individual's fingers after they have fondled a woman's genitalia.

"Hey, smell my finger"
"Ah Gross!" Get those vagina fishers away from me."

by Alex.v June 30, 2015