Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

by Tarkine May 26, 2010

Irth Turtle

(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.

(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.

(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police

didn't show up.

2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't

get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.

(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him

from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.

by The Irth October 16, 2014

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.

Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.

by Ninjes August 31, 2016

Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012